Beaner Preview: Dante's Inferno

'Sup peeps?!

I just got finished playing a demo for the upcoming action title "Dante's Inferno."

Pictured: "God of War Ripoff" - Ranting Pikey

Publisher EA brings us this action title from Viceral games which will land store shelves (or Amazon.com) in February 2010.

So the premise is that you take control of a soldier named Dante during the 12th century. I haven't brushed up on my history in a while, but it involves the time when the crusades (can't recall which one) tried to take back 'the Holy Land' from the likes of Saladin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saladin). As a native Florentine (sp), you are set to fight against the forces of Saladin with no worry about the people you kill since your bishop has pardoned all/and future of your sins in the name of the greater good of God.

Pictured: Next Gen graphics were available back in the day

So the demo kicks off with you fending off some foes as you make your way through a castle. How and why you're there isn't explained. You simply realize you have to kill them or they will kill you. After the first wave you find yourself on an open field (you can easily tell a boss battle on the way). Some random dude comes and stabs you in the back, and all of a sudden Death or "the Reaper" appears (I think the two were in on it) and a battle ensues between you and this character. You obviously realize that you have to win, given most of Death's taunts pretty much imply you are going to win: "You can not cheat Death" or "You are just a mortal, give up"

Pictured: Hell's version of American Indians; they threaten you, so you take what's theirs.

The battle (which is uber Easy) rewards you with Death's scythe and then a cut scene ensues: You flash back to your Florentine town where you enlist in aiding to Gods call. In the process you apparently make a promise to your gurl that you will return (and presumably resist the urge to find pleasure elsewhere which we know is NEVER gonna happen). You find the town and local church trashed and then you see your gurl wasn't lucky enough to be spared. Her death which then brings about her spirit being able to talk to you as it gets taken by some 'evil' force triggers the next part of the demo where you begin collecting "souls" ala Devil May Cry/God of War. As you gain these souls you can upgrade moves, your weapon and later on you learn magic.



That's the overall gist of it, at least from what the demo held. Gameplay wise, it's like any other action hack and slash game. The controls are quite responsive and actions such as blocking are well executed in the middle of combos unlike say God of War. The demo seemed to run very well with no signs of too much action going on at once which may cause some frame issues. It does very well in delivering a pleasurable experience (like your mom).

God of War Ripoff?
The quick answer: Yes and No. Though more towards the former camp. Right off the bat there's the HUD display (icons/bars you see on your screen).

Pictured: Imitation or Forgery?

It doesn't end there either, the other major resemblance was with the health/magic 'sources.' In God of War there are health/soul/magic chests that serve as replenishment points along the game. Health chests glow green, magic blue and soul red. Dante's sources of replenishment are fountains that flow different color liquids; green is health, purple is magic, orange is souls. You be the judge.

Final Thoughs:

God of War game play copy aside, the game's story is one to draw interest for those that are either fans of the works by the real Dante. The game promises a journey through the circles of hell which may prove fun and action packed. The demo, which was over 1GB in size, took me about 10-15 minutes to finish. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but I can tell that the game is easy overall, then again I was playing on the 2nd difficulty setting (other settings were not available), or maybe I've been toughened due to my recent playing of Demon's Souls.

Pictured: this game will kick your ass, feed it back to you and then send you back to the 8-bit era.

I think for newcomers to this genre (if any), the game will certainly fulfill their action needs. As a God of War follower I see it as an alternative to God of War though not one that will take its place, at least with this installment. I realize the demo doesn't show the whole game and such, but just from playing I think that it'll be a good game and if it follows along with the demo it can at least make a good statement for EA. Though the gameplay feels very contained as far as the action scenes, there's plenty going on that you are kept busy. At the end of the demo I will point out that the scenes of the game as a whole (trailer style) were quite 'bad' in that they weren't in the same quality as the CG scenes in the demo, they seemed like they were enlarged/upscaled from a 480 quality which didn't look too good. I figured as your last part of the demo, you should keep the quality high. But that's just minor, I'm sure the final product will be just as the demo.

In case you're unaware, PS3 owners will get the 'Divine' Edition of the game come February at no extra cost to the regular $59.99 tag. Why? Well, if you can't deduce that God of War III releases in March, EA needs something to entice PS3 owners. Xbox owners, well, they don't have a comparable game to God of War so this game is as close as they can currently get, thus no need to throw in the art book or extra goodies that we will find in our Divine Edition.

Next preview: hopefully Bayonetta.

Beaner Preview: MAG

Ahoy hoy peeps,

it's been a while but time goes on. Today I'm going to be giving my feedback and opinion on the upcoming PS3 exclusive "MAG" or "Massive Action Game" for those who don't know.

It has such a "Massive" potential.

Expected to release on January 26, 2010 (North America) this title hopes to achieve what to my knowledge no current console game has done with it's online experience. You see, the feature that I consider will set MAG apart from other First Person Shooters (FPS) i.e.: the "Call of Duty," "SOCOM," "Counter Strike," etc. is the ability to have 256 players online in 1 match. 8 players will form a squad and 4 squads will then make up a platoon and then the platoons will make up the whole company.

I won't go into all the game mechanics and such as I've just recently tried the BETA and thus can't what all the final features will be in the final product. I do know the 3 available classes will remain in the game, but nothing more can/has been confirmed.

As far as what I have experienced in the Beta demo I would summarize the game as being fun/chaotic like Resistance 2 online (60 player matches), thrown in with some Killzone 2 style gameplay modes (objectives to capture/protect a building/item(s)) and then action similar to your typical FPSs. The controls are great as far as responsiveness and being able to aim. Similar to Resistance (may be the case in other games, just that I haven't played many FPSs), when you are gunned down you remain slightly alive and you can then be healed (by a medic) which requires you wait there and hear your player yelling for a medic, or you can simply hit (x) and you will 'bleed to death' which is basically the game's way of having you opt to respawn.

As I mentioned before, the game gives you objectives to complete within the given time limit. In the session I joined, my team had to take control of and secure 2 sites (A and B). The clock started at 30 minutes. About 20 minutes in we had taken site B and were in the process of seizing A but then the tug of war began. We'd start losing B but then take A or retake B but lose A. It reminded me of "Fat Princess" because you get to a point where it's just back and forth and you're so close. However, the stalemate just made the overall feeling one of 'pumped up' anxiety to complete the mission.



Overall though I was quite impressed that a demo could provide such amount of fun.

As far as what I didn't like or wish they fix for the final product I'd say joining game(s) would be one. I had to wait in the lobby for about 15 min. before a game began simply because there were about 120 of us regular class in comparison to about 30 of what I call gang/terrorist group and about 20 of the private organization group. Also since you're part of an 8 man squad, you can only communicate (head set) to those other players. I'm hoping that in the final product perhaps team leaders can communicate with other team leaders so as to plan together for the greater mission.

Final Thoughts:

Sorry Jerry, didn't mean to copy your line...

MAG has good potential despite what I consider to be a current supersaturation of FPS titles for current consoles. If they can work out the bugs (most I believe have already) and deliver that 256 player experience then I'm sure it'll have a decent amount of success which may make it stand out among the other shooter titles.

Next time, hopefully Dante's Inferno demo preview

Remake or Continuation of Classics V

DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
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Hello amigos, it's been a while since I did a segment such as the one that is underway. Your fellow amigo beaner has been busy with work, lazy time, and UNCHARTED EFFIN 2! But I digress. Today we look at a game that I consider was a system seller for the SNES: Donkey Kong Country.

Pictured: A system seller...cause it was ONLY for Nintendo (as seen on box)

The reason I say 'system seller' is because as far as I can recall, the game was bundled with new SNES when it came out. Not many games got that honor, the only other ones I remember are Super Mario World (no duh), and Killer Instinct (see previous RCC blog entry). Back in the golden age of Platforming Awesomeness, a game needed to have traits that would make it stand out above the rest. Just like we have to many frigging FPS now a days, platformers dominated the 16-bit era; unlike FPSs from now-a-days, platformers back then were so varied and offered so many possibilities that people weren't getting the same iteration over and over getting ripped off for a rehashed pile of recycled crap.

Pictured: no, your eyes aren't lying to you, that indeed IS what recycled crap looks like

Now where to open this can of awesomeness? Let's begin with the graphics: as stated in the box the adventure was 3-D which back in the day was a new tech. that developers were toying with. Now despite the 3-D aspect, the gameplay being platformer by nature was more of a 2-D style though the objects and backgrounds did stand out as not 2-Ds like others (though not 3-D-ish in my opinion). The mechanics on the gameplay were top notch. Unlike crappy platformers where the characters defyied physics via bad controls/invisible pixels, DK had awesome controls that were responsive and precise, the polished graphics made it awesome to just look at from time to time.

As far as the story line, you played as Donkey or Diddy Kong, yes you had a choice to play as either one, it didn't matter. Characters were switched at any point, so long as you had both of them. In essence you had 2 lives and if either character got taken out, you could get that character back by finding a barrel labeled 'DK.'




Throughout the game you also had the chance to use several awesome animals which added both fun and unique which wasn't found with other games at the time.

Pictured: best helpers ever, kiss off YOSHI

If you noticed from the video, another epic win for this game was the MUSIC. The mix of 16-bit goodness with the rhythm of a fast paced platformer and the mix of a jungle beat made it a winning game. The levels and the boss fights were both difficult yet fun. I specifically remember the fun jungle levels at the beginning to the minecart-riding levels, to the various underwater levels that were frustrating yet fun (like your mom). The final boss (croc named King K. Rool) was a memorable fight for all reasons mentioned on why the game was awesome.



Aw, such an awesome game...

Now, I know that there were 2 sequels and even though Donkey was absent in them (as far as I know), Diddy just didn't cut it for me. I never got into the 2nd installment and so I didn't even consider the 3rd so for me there's only 1 GOOD Donkey Kong.

Pictured: what? a DK game? no, I don't see it.

When the N64 came around I wasn't too enthusiastic to get one given my biggest peeve for it was it's controller. As I went into the Playstation park, I didn't play the N64 installment of DK so I can't say how it was. But back to the main point of this segment: WE NEED A NEW DONKEY KONG! I know he and Diddy made appearances on Mario Kart(s) and Super Smash Bros, but I've yet to see them on new consoles in their own game. It's not like it's difficult to draw up a story for them to take part in. Granted if a game came out, it'd most likely be on the Wii, but that'd make like 4 good games for the Wii which may entice me to get one.

So please RARE, make it happen. This makes 2 RARE games on my list (Killer Instinct being the first) by the way.

A Remake of Donkey Kong gets my Chuck Norris Thumb of Approval!

Ask the AFC: Your Take on Premarital Sex?

Good evening fellow readers/bloggers,

It's time for another installment of Ask the AFC. We had quite a bit of positive feedback from our last segment (no surprise since this is AFC we're talking about), that we decided to talk to the man that gives it to us with no hidden surprises.

We caught up with our boy o'wonder in a very prestigious and exclusive bar in the heart of Manhattan, New York.

AFC's got lasers!!!!!

We realized (like always) that his time is valuable and so we got right down to this weeks topic: Premarital Sex.

Hey AFC!
Oi!

Thank you for taking the time to chat with us today. This week's topic is premarital sex. What is your take on it?
Don't do it.

Ok, what else?
Just don't do it.

Fair enough. AFC everyone...

And thus with that, our insight into the neutral mindset took off to another club nearby where he was going to chill with a list of country singers that were in town that day. Yes, the interview was that short (no pun intended) but like always, the man goes right to the point and takes care of the business at hand (like your mom).

Remember friends, if you have suggestions for more questions on this and other of Amigo's segments just drop a message or comment. 'Til next time.

What Grinds My Gears II

Registering To Post A Comment

Hello once again amigos! It's been a while since this segment has been on this platform, but oh well. Today we discuss the frustration and time consuming process of registering on a website just so that you can post a comment.

Today I found myself at Gamepro.com (per Google Reader link shared by my good friend Ranting Pikey). The link was for an article titled "Top 10 Games You Need for a Playstation 3 (PS3)" and naturally as most of you know me or sometimes label me as a 'sony fanboy' I was curious to see what, if any, games were on their list...

Pictured: Site now on my 'dislike' list...almost as bad as Kotaku

Now, without going into too much detail or making this a pure gaming post, I'll just cut to the chase. The list of games that 'NEEDED' to be in ps3 owners' libraries were all MULTIPLATFORM with the exception of 2 or 3 (Fat Princess, inFAMOUS). Honestly, why would you recommend games for a system if they look or play better on another? If it's a PS3 list why not have PS3 exclusive only games?

Man is this game fun!!!

After thinking it over and counting to 10...twice! I realized I would not be content until I got some form of satisfaction (like your mom). That's when I decided I'd just leave them a note on how the list does not pertain well to the title of their article. I figured my input was just as good as any other persons as feedback is usually not taken too heavily, especially on gaming sites. Well, that's when I ran into a problem...

Are you serious??????

Yes, in order to post anything I had to register with the site. W...T...F? It took me about 2 minutes to fill out their b.s. application, then another 2 minutes for their confirmation email to hit my mailbox. So 5 minutes later I'm finally able to make 'a' comment. That's 5 minutes that I should NOT have had to take. Friends, do sites really gain anything from having people register? I mean, sure they want to make sure that people don't spam their message boards or forums, but aside from that it's not like people get rewarded from becoming members. Such a waste of time...my Beaner time! lol

By the way here is my post (once I finally got it to post):

Pictured: Partial Satisfaction...

Notice Exhibit A where I ask them how to get out of there; Exhibit B you'll notice a thumbs up on my comment. Yes, I didn't care if I was only making 1 post, I thumbed myself up(not in a perverse way).

Considering all the time I spend surfing the web during my days and nights, I'm surprised I haven't encountered more situations like these because I'm guessing it's more common than I think, but I had not gotten this stirred up about an article in a while and so I guess that's why I'm addressing it now and not a while back. Oh well, i guess things eventually come around (like your mom).

And that my friends:

Ask the AFC: Are Filesharing/Torrent sites Bad?

Hello peeps!

I would like to introduce a new segment to this week: Ask the AFC. Here we will talk, debate, sometimes argue over random things, events, what have you. As far as why I picked AFC for this segment, simple: he gives it to you straight and to the point, you don't get B.S. answers leading around the issue, no sir. This man will tell you how it is (from his viewpoint which is usually very neutral or 'the norm'), 'nuff said. My side notes/commentary are in blue.Let's start...

This week we caught up with AFC in the beaches of New Zealand:

Stay classy AFC...

He took some time off his precious schedule to discuss this week's topic. The following is a transcript (shortened at some parts) of our dialogue:

What is your view on downloading files via torrents/fileshare?
you may as well take your computer to a free STD clinic afterward
If you can't tell, AFC tries to make us educated in medical terminology. I had to look up what an 'STD' was and lemme tell you, he knows what he's talking about.

Can you elaborate?
those kind of file sharing websites are NOTORIOUS for being loaded with lots of viruses and spyware

First, the filesharing programs, are you aware of them? if so, any that you can name?
not really, I've never had a reason to search them out; kazzaa and limewire I've heard of
He forgot ARES (my personal favorite), as well as BearShare

Pictured: AFC wants NO part in this...too sour for his taste

Now the fact that files are 'shared' via a client, similar to as 2 friends through a chat client, does that make the program bad?
in theory no, but the reality is they are NOT shared because the media never has to be returned and both parties can use it at the same time
But what if people rent it?

On a tangent off that, do you think physical media will one day become obsolete?
the reason digial media is being jammed down our throats is to eliminate things like loaning the games to friends and resellers like Gamestop. But by and large, I don't know many people who prefer purely digital media. I'd much rather have a physical copy. That being said...I think it'll be more of an equilibrium
I agree with him on this one. Despite a lot of things going digital, we're not at a point where every consumer can download Gigabytes of data in minutes, no, it takes hours. I also think there's too many people who enjoy the sense of having a tangible source of media.

Let's talk about websites or Torrent providers you said early on they carry viruses and malicious software?
they're well known for it. I don't use em so I don't ask about them so I don't know about them

Alright, next i'm going to give you some 'scenarios' and I'd like to see if the actions are justified w/filesharing...

scenario a) Let's say you bought the latest Garth Brooks CD somehow it gets misplaced (cause AFC doesn't lose things...ever) Since you paid for a copy, would it be fair for you to obtain the content via fileshare/torrents?
arguably yes. But you and I both know situations like that NEVER happen. It may have happened twice in the history of the Internet. It would be easier and wiser to find someone else who had bought the CD and burn a copy

finally scenario B) you stumble upon a CD (via torrent/fileshare) of an artist that no longer records and whose CDs you can't find in any major online or physical retailer would filesharing/torrents be 'ok' to use?
I suppose that falls into the same logic I used when I downloaded emulators of only nes, genesis, and snes but really, outside of mexican tuba/accordian band how often does that happen?
Oh AFC, you know me too well... :'-)

Well, he had me there. And thus concluded our conversation. AFC everyone...

For those that wish a topic to be discussed on 'Ask the AFC' simply email or leave your feedback. He's a busy man but I'm sure he can find time for his fans, or your mom (zing!).

Amigo's Review: The Final Destination (3d)

It's been a while since my last post, but oh well. Today we look at a recent movie release:

Pictured: vomit

So this weekend, yours truly and some comrades went up to the Twin Cities (awesome weekend), and while there our schedule made it difficult to catch a showing of 'Inglorious Basterds' or 'District 9' so we opted for what we thought was an alternative...plus the sound of a 3d horror film sounded 'new' and 'different' but in a good way. Thus we embarked on a journey to which I wish we had not gone.

Premise: For those unfamiliar with the series (like myself), the premise behind this series is the following: random person is able to foresee catastrophic, horrific events that involve mass amounts of people and objects just making an endless long chain of events that trigger something which causes people to die in very obsucre and sometimes cruel ways.



With that said, most of the movie obviously revolves around the protagonist trying to figure out why he's having weird visions or dreams and he finally realizes he's seeing how people will die next, but the problem is that he has to find the people first to help them avoid death in hopes of breaking this 'chain' since people (survivors of initial mass death) are dying in the order they were 'supposed' to die.

Obviously this being a horror film, there are plenty of deaths. I won't spoil it much but don't be too surprised with the ending. This film reminded me of the 'Saw' series (Saw > Final Destination in my opinion); however, unlike 'Saw' this series relies too much on things and certain triggers coming together in a perfect timing/alingment sort of like when 'all the stars align in the skies' which to me seemed to be their biggest flaw and thus their downfall. I mean, the deaths in 'Saw' are gruesome too but they don't require you to believe many things other than 'oh crap, it's a puzzle of death.'

Now don't get me wrong, there were some good aspects of the film.

Good aspect of the film

At times it seemed that the film did show lots of promise (like your mom); you felt a sense of suspense because you knew something sudden was coming but you didn't know when. Also, the 3d factor was a good way of seeing the deaths and getting a better sense of 'depth' so as to make the screen jump out (duh).

However, the overall film (which was short in my opinion; about 1hr and a half it seemed like) didn't capitalize on giving that 'horror' feel. If you take out the long detailed death scenes which are rewound and then played over again, you get a story that could probably have been told in 10 minutes. I haven't seen that many 3d films but I can say this is no 'Beuwulf' or that ride at Hong Kong Disnelyand which was awesome less mainlanders.

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Pros:
+3d adds new way of seeing death
+Hot chicks
+Crazy deaths

Cons:
-no real story
-not that scary
-too 'fake'; not all the things that are triggered would actually happen in real life
-not the best acting I've seen; no big name stars
-final destination cow has been milked too much

Overall, I don't think I got my $13 worth. Though I could have kept the glasses, why would I keep them? They would serve me no real purpose. Unless you're a fan of the series, put it on your last resort movie if you get to the theaters and there's no other movies playing at that time.

This movie gets 2.5 out of 5.0 of my mexican rocking beans